Monday, March 27, 2006

the most poorly written review i've ever read.

it's not anything new to hate on pitchfork's often ridiculous review style, but this one really is the cream of the crop. you hear a lot about how you can't tell what they're talking about, but i'm often hard-pressed to come up with a concrete example. if you find yourself in similar situations, i suggest printing this one out and carrying it around in your pocket. my favorite aspect of it is how the author refers to himself as if he were two people, one of whom likes (i think) the record while the other decries its failure to live up to some kind of battle call issued by a cutely acronymed and fictitious organization. kind of makes me want to vomit.

Centro-matic :: Love You Just the Same :: Score: 7.7

Gentlemen-- and you few precious femullets-- welcome to what will sadly be the final meeting of the SUCKERMCs: Socialists United to Control or Kill Everyone Resistant to the Marxist Conspiracy. As you know, our efforts to inspire, provoke, or mandate revolution via the audio manipulists lumped under the label "Americana" have failed. I'm just as flummoxed about it as you all are; I mean, isn't "folk" a reference to "the people," like with Hitler's Ford-assisted, Jew-designed wagens? Surely some of these performers, we'd guesstimated, would hanker to wield a radical version of the ideological cannon that something called "country music" regularly exploits in the interests of defense contractors and capital. We thought we had Wilco where we wanted them when they hooked up with SUCKERMC Billy Bragg to record honorary SUCKERMC Woody Guthrie's work, and even their later "assassin down the avenue" line sounded like our mode of subversion, but alas, they've careened off into lovesongism and dilettantish wordplay.

Centro-Matic has not responded to our commissioning a rebuttal to John Cougar's "Ain't That America" entitled "That Ain't America". One would think that a group whose press materials tout their "working class hero" status would long for some realism. Our enemies in SWASS (Subtle Workforce of American Sentimentality and Superstition), obviously got through to this quartet, because their approach and lyrics have fallen sway to emoting and obliquery. I was willing to give the album a chance based on the democratic/humanistic principles espoused in its title, and because of the stompy and marchy, prole-rousing percussion work, but this band has become prey to mainstream America's sappy What-Would-Seabiscuit-Do ethos. Songs emerge about midshipmen, cables, and corrals, but their industrial plights are (sigh) all fictional. Singing about false struggles smacks of a poseurdom on par with the rappers who fabricate criminal fantasias set in unsurvivably savage burgs.

And the music press are continuing to misprioritize album-shopping over uprising. Peer at what a "William Bowers" blurted at Pitchforkmedia.com on the second anniversary of the September 11th attacks, perpetuating the website's info-dumping, band-reffing aesthetic: "Ever-prolific Texan, frontman of South San Gabriel, and solo artist Will Johnson leads Centro-Matic to their best set yet. Johnson's lyrics shed their iffily free-associative Pollardism and come into their irascible own. These resonant fables of half-loved underdogs, essentially preposterous scenarios reported with apocalyptic seriousness, call to mind the last two Flaming Lips discs, and let's just say that the manifest similarity between the bleatings of Will Johnson and Wayne Coyne are serendipitous, not calculated. A few of the Wilconic tones are derivative (but that's not a complaint), and the band hugely rawks here in an unprecedented approximation of their live show, often summoning the moldy hearts of Mould and Hart (though someone down the hall from me mistook their professionalism and competence for Night Rangerdom). Hell, a harnessed Cobain twang even surfaces, semi-reclaiming his legacy from the radio-dreck borne from third-generation grunge's typhoid womb."

Bowers continues, seemingly oblivious to how he's unqualified to describe his ferret's saliva: "The best Lips-like tune is the violin exploder 'Stephan Has Corralled the Freaks', while 'Spiraling Sideways' could have been a Britpop hit, as its hook theatrically outgarages a host of statelocked pretenders. The album's most upbeat moments ('Biology Tricks' is an insanely catchy example) hold their own with Carl Newman's Zumpano zest, and the most downbeat intervals suggest a Mark Kozelek persevering after being punched in the stomach by a foreman. Ears accustomed to mid-fi dance-noise might find this record a pinch Buffalo Tom-ish or middle-of-the-road, but listeners counterculture enough to value patience and intelligence will find the hungover eye-wiping bewilderment of Love You Just the Same rich and rewarding, free from the hot air emitted by self-consciously 'big' bands. Please help Centro-Matic deservedly outsell Ryan Adams."

Ugh. How could such a promising band succumb to comparisons with those orchestral-dub anime-casualties The Flaming Lips? When will the leisure class discover that political ugliness is as magnetic as Will Johnson's purported beauty? How will we turn this mother out? Exactly who is zooming who? My friends: screw Americana. Let's try to spread our propaganda through dance music. When next we meet, we are MAGNUM:PI, the Marxist Alliance to Galvanize New Urban Music: Project Idioteque.

-William Bowers, September 11th, 2003

Thursday, March 16, 2006

afternoon records kicks out the jams

3-year-olds are so cute. past all those terrible twos and saying the cutest things. afternoon records is going to be celebrating their third birthday this weekend by basically taking over the triple rock for 27 hours. saturday's going to feature an all ages show and a 21+ show with everybody's favorite up-and-comers melodious owl and popsters supreme superdanger alongside aneuretical and hello blue. and then sunday there's an all ages show with suqareshooters, the battle royale, one for the team, the plagiarists and viceburgh. i expect many people will be sleeping in sleeping bags in the green room overnight. seriously: if you haven't peeped any of afternoon's releases, you must've been in a sleeping bag for the last couple years. this town's rife with great little labels from eclectone to susstones and afternoon records is among the best with a rookie-of-the-year-fed lineup with enough pop-punk-dance-fury power to fuel a baker's dozen of disco infernos. that was the most hallett thing i've ever written. all the shows are $7, all ages ones start at 5 pm, the 21+ one at 9 pm. check afternoon records' website or the triple rock's website for more info.

Monday, March 13, 2006

quick notes for monday

the books: a multimedia meditation that completely blew me away. you have no excuse for not listening to this band today.

belle and sebastian and the new pornographers: politely excellent. stuart murdoch is charming, but who wouldn't be with a scottish brogue?

the pulse's official policy is that it is iPod, not Ipod. or ipod. or walkman.

that is all.

Thursday, March 9, 2006

the books at the whole music club tonight

i just got a lovely package earlier this week from the books with their last three cds in it and i have been completely transfixed by them. i'd recommend everyone go to the whole music club for dosh, death vessel and the books tonight at 7:30 pm. i'm gonna do my level best to be there. the books are an indie rock duo (that's what i've read, at least) who make spookily beautiful music with guitars, loops, some vocals, and a whole lot of found sound. it's really entrancing and thick stuff that relies on the juxtaposition of simple elements to creat complexity, rather than complex elements. i think the pairing with dosh is a great one, as their processes have something in common. anywho. should be a fun one.

Friday, March 3, 2006

matisyahu

i'd like to make clear that i haven't heard much of matisyahu's music, but i do feel like i've heard enough to get a sense of what the whole mesh is, and that's what makes me question this assertion from jon bream in today's star tribune:

His sold-out show Thursday night at First Avenue -- following a sold-out gig in November at the Cabooze -- suggested that he's going to be the first white reggae star (unless you count England's UB40, and let's not).

what's catching me up about this is the following: i don't see why UB40 is not a legitimate reggae act and matisyahu is. matisyahu seems to be doing much of the same thing: bringing reggae to a wider audience by not being like other reggae acts. until he makes some kind of definitively great artistic statement, i don't see why "king without a crown" won't end up being remembered in the same way as "red, red wine."

perhaps i'm not the person to comment on this, since i've never really cared for reggae generally and UB40 specifically, but it seems like a large percentage of people who listen to UB40 and bob marley don't view reggae as their wheelhouse for musical style, but rather as just a niche and i don't see how matisyahu transcends that. UB40 makes reggae music, they're white and they were stars in the late '80s. seems like they were the first white reggae stars.

but whatever. i'm just picking nits.

Wednesday, March 1, 2006

voxtrot w/ tapes 'n' tapes and new sense at the entry




caught this pretty great lineup at the entry on monday night. i was pleasantly surprised with new sense (milwaukee, wisc.), who played a solid set of drum machine-and-acoustic-guitar-flecked rock. the singer had a solid set of pipes reminiscent of bono. i spoke with guitarist kristian riley after their set and discovered that the group includes former members of citizen king, the promise ring, camden and paris texas and that two of the guys are also in decibully. as if this weren't enough, kristian himself did the last maritime record as well as the one that's about to drop like a ton of pop bricks on your head in the near future. he hooked me up with a copy of their disc, which boasts at least two near-great songs and overall is a very solid ep-sized taste of their sound. i think they come off a little better on the disc than live since it allows them to really push the dancier elements and dabble a little more with studio stuff. their website is here.

tapes 'n' tapes were pretty fantastic, and you can see why they've been earning great reviews across the web, including this gem from pitchfork. i hadn't seen them for around two years, during which time their fourth member had returned, i think, from the west coast. they're not so much revolutionary as very, very good at picking out aspects of different genres you wouldn't think would mesh well and making it work. very down-to-earth on stage and refreshingly absent of any kind of rock and roll posturing. the nearest touchstone to my mind was modest mouse in terms of the song structures, although pitchfork thinks pavement, apparently. given the buzz building around this band, it seems like little can stop them. nor should it.

voxtrot write some great muhphuckin' songs, yo. i find myself humming "the start of something" quite often, and one problem with a band that's so staggeringly good at constructing tight and catchy tunes is that live, they can't really better their albums. singer ramesh srivastava (i think i butchered that) comes off a bit aerobics instructor on stage with his slightly too short and quite tight jeans. not tight in a rock and roll codpiece way, but more a tj maxx kind of way, and generally the band has a definitely nonchalant air as they breeze through songs that a lot of bands would kill to have penned. highlights include the aforementioned "the start..." and the set closer, which is apparently going to be featured on their next ep, the former for ramesh's guitar-less frontman antics and the latter for his turn on the piano. again, they're a band with the kind of buzz that means they just have to stay on the train long enough to get off somewhere famous, and that's largely down to their manager james minor, who's done some work for new sense apparently. both of their myspace pages have more hits than grains of sand on any given beach and it seems like minor's got a great eye for solid bands and a solid grip on how to get their stuff to the right people.

all good stuff really. kind of makes me weak in the knees for the future of independent music.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

SXSW OnDemand on the believer's site

http://believermag.com/exclusives/?read=article_derby2

this a great article and encompasses many of my own mixed feelings about sxsw and music conferences and shows and music in general. one day, i will throw off the shackles of the band profile and write like this.

best buy controversy

the following comes from the you love/hate it clearinghouse that is pitchfork

Best Buy to Indies: Drop Dead

Mairead Case reports:
On January 24, Best Buy announced its latest promotion: a sale on a handful of albums from "left of the dial indie heroes," such as the Arcade Fire, Cat Power, Danger Doom, Antony & the Johnsons, Atmosphere, New Pornographers, and Broken Social Scene-- all listed at the obscenely low price of $7.99. Yes, that's cheaper than every other store on the planet, including iTunes. In fact, it's cheaper than distribution wholesale.

How can Best Buy get away with that? Isn't that illegal or something? Well, no. Welcome to the wonderful world of co-ops. Co-op campaigns are deals in which labels exchange money or extra CDs ("cleans") for prominent placement in stores, bulk initial orders, sale pricing, and advertising presence. Co-ops exist everywhere, from megastores to Mom and Pops alike. In other words, whenever you see some Next Big Thing featured at the end of an aisle, nine times out of ten, the label paid for that artist to be there.

This isn't intrinsically a bad thing. However, when co-op money is used to lower prices as substantially as Best Buy has, it's independent record shops that suffer the blow: Given the recent plunge in album sales over the past five years, these stores are already struggling. And while it may seem dramatic to say that something like this could make these kinds of stores extinct, the danger is very real. For many, it will be the final straw that puts them out of business.

It's no surprise, then, that Best Buy's "Artists Outside the Mainstream" program has inspired a lightning-quick backlash from small stores and non-participating labels. Tongues are lashing at Saki Store, the blog home of indie distro Carrot Top Distribution and Carrot Top Records (Handsome Family, Antietem, the Coctails, Archer Prewitt). On January 24, CTD, Ltd. President Patrick Monaghan posted a screed lambasting Best Buy and the labels involved in the program. His post inspired a heated discussion that spread across the web, with label executives and store owners joining the fray.

"I don't really see any way you can blame the customer," Monaghan told Pitchfork. "Hell, what decision is a consumer supposed to make, assuming they actually want to pay for their music, when faced with a $7.99 vs. $13.99 CD? I also don't think you can blame Best Buy. You can't shame the sociopath, so what good does it do to try? In my humble opinion, the blame falls on the labels and bands who are participating in this co-op advertisement deal."

Monaghan continued, "It's a question of extreme pricing and sale. If there is no indie retail to help build new bands, we are left with MySpace, the unfiltered Internet, and ad/TV/movie placement to introduce people to new bands. Retail would be left to the Best Buy/Starbucks axis. That's not too appealing of a scenario to me."

Mac McCaughan, Superchunk/Portastatic frontman and co-owner of Merge Records, responded point-blank: "Obviously, Merge's job is to get our artists' records in as many stores as possible, and make them available to as many people as possible who want to buy them," he commented on Saki Store. "Someone who discovers an artist because the 'popular' record is on sale at Best Buy will then hopefully be driven to find out more about the band. [Then,] they'll have to get the back catalogue at a store that sells mostly music."

According to the labels involved in "Artists Outside the Mainstream", Best Buy never mentioned the $7.99 price plan when discussing the program. The promotional paperwork specified only print circular placement, special positioning, and sale pricing, but no disclosure of how low that sale pricing might be.

In this sense, the labels, prevented from price-point negotiations under 2002 price fixing legislations, were truly blindsided. As Secretly Canadian's Nick Blandford wrote to the label's retailers and distros, "To say that [the price] was a shock to us is an understatement. Before approving the program, we specifically confirmed with ADA, Secretly Canadian's exclusive distributor, that Best Buy would not receive any sort of discount."

Matador president Gerard Cosloy told Pitchfork, "I don't deny for a second that using hot indie titles as a loss leader is a total sucker punch to mom and pop record stores. But without diminishing the significance of such an event, cool record stores should have something else up their sleeves besides using Best Buy as the bogeyman. We've used Best Buy for years, but the vast majority of our time and energy has been devoted to selling records through independent retailers. To date, we've yet to do any instores with Best Buy or any exclusive titles with a chain store or non-music retailer, and we continue to come up with specific releases [like the 99� Cat Power seven-inch and Interpol remixes] that you can't purchase anywhere other than indie retail."

So how do artists feel about the situation? "Artists have never complained to us that their record was in a chain store or on sale at a chain store," McCaughan told Pitchfork. "However, artists have often complained if they couldn't find their records in a chain store."

McCaughan was blunter on the Saki Store blog, arguing that "if [Merge] announced to our bands, especially bands that sell a lot of records, that their CDs would only be available at the cool stores and no longer at any chains, the roster of artists that Merge fans love would evaporate. If you don't think that's true, then you're living on a different planet."

"In any event," Cosloy told Pitchfork, "it should be stressed that [Matador] is pretty circumspect about which titles we choose to put into a co-op program at the chain level. Unless an artist's sales history, touring, press or airplay justifies such a thing, you won't see us trying to place 30,000 CDs on the shelves of your favorite appliance retailer."

Although the $7.99 promotion has ended, and most of the "Artists Outside the Mainstream" titles are now selling for a sensible $12.99, the principle remains: Don't take your local independent record stores for granted.

shameless plug + shameless plug 2

forgot those seminars about how to turn your blog into a moneymaker. just take your publication's blog and pimp your band! big trouble is in big trouble at the cabooze tonight. doors at 8:30 pm, music at 9:30 pm, cost is $5. you must have been born on or before this date - feb. 23, 1988 - to get in. people born in '88 are 18?! that's ridiculous! also appearing: the new primitves in their regular thursday night slot.

no guests, no trivia, just 45 minutes of pure, unadulterated muso-hipster instrumentals.

if you don't want to go, fine. be that way.

and secondly: neighborhoodies has started a brand new separate music website called amp camp which is looking pretty sweet. they've got lots of hot indie titles, a free mp3 every day, plus you can write reviews of cds and contribute to the site. i met the dude (michael) from neighborhoodies last summer at intonation in chicago and he was super-pumped about this little venture and it's great to see it come to fruition. i suggest you visit every day.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

ela seeks bassist for april tour

hey kids. i just talked to bill caperton from ela (and askeleton) and ela's hitting the road from apr 5-30 with say anything and they need a fill-in bassist because my brother's in college right now. so post up a comment if you are or know a bassist/guitarist who can do some good work. their website is elamusic.net and also www.myspace.com/ela.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

jay-z is for the geniuses

i always though that jay-z was not my kind of rapper. from back in the day (which was a wednesday, by the way), i thought his money, guns, hoes thing was not for me, but damnit if the way he puts his lines together isn't stunning. couple that with great taste in beatmakers, and you can make a pretty damn amazing mix of fantastically thumping tracks to bump in your benzos, jeeps and regals.

1. public service announcement (interlude) from the black album
2. '03 bonnie & clyde (feat. beyonce) from the blueprint 2
3. dirt off your shoulder from the black album
4. the watcher 2 from the blueprint 2
5. hola hovito from blueprint
6. n**** what, n**** who from vol. 2 ... hard knock life
7. 99 problems from the black album
8. streets is watching from streets is watching
9. a dream (feat. faith evans and notorious b.i.g.) from blueprint 2
10. lucifer from the black album
11. guns & roses from the blueprint 2
12. takeover from blueprint

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

musical competitions

does anybody else find the notion of musical competitions a little weird? i just got a press release talking about the three-time national flatpicking champion. and there's the blues guitar competitions. five time winner! it just seems like the kind of thing that's not really a contest. keeping score when it comes to music seems a little like going to a professional basketball game where they don't. i know that there's a grand history of competition w/r/t to classical music in terms of auditions and things like that. there's the shred-off at the end of the movie crossroads, where ralph macchio ironically beats the pants off steve vai by returning to his classical roots after eschweing them for most of the picture. it just goes to show you: soul may be great, but it can't beat steve vai. for that you need fireworks.

but take freestlye or dj battles. there's a certain camaraderie there and i think off-the-cuff freestlye battles can be immensely entertaining if they're good, but it seems like when you make them institutional it loses something. is it just the inherent juxtaposition of rules and combat?

the international songwriting competition. of course, some songs are better than others, but it seems wrong to then extrapolate that out to a contest. symptom of our american desire to quantify everything? desire to have some authority tell us what's good for us?

happy!

happy valentime's everybody. and also happy 3,000 hits on the pulse music blog. now we join the elite company of ricky henderson, tony gwynn, pete rose and nap lajoie.

Monday, February 13, 2006

olympics opening ceremony - music related

kind of. anybody watch any of this? i didn't get to catch it, but king kaufman has a very perceptive point in his salon column today:

But you know who I really missed? Björk. The Olympic Opening Ceremonies have to be the only event on the planet where you find yourself thinking, "You know who'd fit in perfectly right here? Björk."

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

bellwether

so in putting together stuff for the hot ticket i wrote on missing numbers this week, jimmy peterson dropped by and was kind enough to leave copies of both missing numbers discs and the last bellwether album, seven and six. i already own it, but i haven't listened to it in a while and so i'd jsut like to take a moment to call your attention to the amazing track "i thought that you were dead." first of all, the sound of the recording is amazing. both eric luoma and jimmy send their vocals through a scratchifier that makes eric sound like he's about to cry and jimmy sound like he's about to kill you, but here it's just the absolutely right thing to do. sometimes, i think songs begin as fantastic ideas and as a writer you struggle with how to flesh it out into a full song; the beauty here is that i think luoma recognized that this song didn't really need anything more than it already carried in its melody. bellwether is a band that's known for its melancholia, its forlorness, its windblown songs; but this is a standout even in a catalog of standouts. maybe it's the touch of humor that goes along with the admittedly grim central thread. "i thought that you were dead/ and so did your employer/ we cleaned out your desk/ with a box by the door/ i thought that you were dead/ so we opened up your mail/ we had a sale/ sold your clothes and your car." the basic plot follows the protagonist's overreaction to not knowing where his beloved is. it's something we've all gone through; sitting by the phone or maybe looking out the window obsessively as we wait for somebody to come back home. as the minutes stretch into hours, we start coming up with all kinds of ridiculous scenarios about what's happened and what we'll have to do now that things have changed so drastically. but then they come home, and everything's fine. it might seem a picayune occurence, but luoma uses it to limn what's really at the core of a long-term relationship: the interdependence, the way you take each other for granted until something threatens the status quo. in the end, it's the best kind of happy-sad song, making you fearful of the loss of things you love and glad you have them at all in the first place.

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Ted Leo Signs to Touch and Go

from pitchfork. this is just super news. leo's absolutely one of my favorite musicians. now if he would just come to the twin cities, i could interview him.

Ted Leo Signs to Touch and Go

Kati Llewellyn and Amy Phillips report:
Following last summer's Lookout! Records meltdown, several of that label's artists have been forced to find shelter elsewhere. Mary Timony recently signed to Kill Rock Stars, and it was announced last evening that Ted Leo has inked with Touch and Go. So now he'll be rubbing elbows with !!!, TV on the Radio, Calexico, Quasi, Dirty Three, and the like, instead of a bunch of pop-punk bands.

In a press release, Leo said, "As sad as I am that circumstances have forced a move from Lookout! Records, I'm insanely happy and thankful to be able to make that move over to Touch & Go. T&G is a label that has provided me, personally, with amazing music for 25 years; over those years, I have become friends with many of their artists and staff, and it's an honor to now be a real part of their ongoing ruling-ness." Awwwww.

"T&G's history is my history, like Lookout!'s history is my history, like [Leo's first label] Gern Blandsten's history is my history -- American Punk Rock, True Believers, the Real Deal," he continued. "In a world that seems hell-bent on driving itself further and faster down the shitter every day, these things remain not just important, but the absolute core of our endeavors."

Lookout! wrote on their website, "All of us here at Lookout Records wish Ted Leo & Co. the best with their new label."

So no hard feelings.

Pitchfork spoke to Leo earlier today, and he added, "I felt like there was not only a comfort level with Touch and Go, but that when it all came down to it, honestly, it really was just of those things that felt like it just made the most sense as the next step in a logical progression."

Leo is tentatively aiming for a fall release of his T&G debut. "I have close to a pretty solid amount of songs that would constitute a record, but I feel like I have some more ideas and I don't know if just because I have the right amount of songs that they should necessarily be the songs that come out on the next record. For the first time in my life, I actually want to give myself a little bit of time to make sure that I feel like it's the right batch of songs to put out."

When we spoke with Leo last month, he was putting the finishing touches on songs for a musical tentatively titled Red Bananas. "I actually played some of the songs in New York this last Sunday night," he said. "Actually performing them a little bit gave me a little more confidence in them, so you know, I feel good about that."

Leo said there's a chance that the Red Bananas songs will show up in his set when he and Pharmacists head out on the road in March. That tour now includes a three-day SXSW stint and a Coachella performance.

Buzzy British PJ Harvey-ish band the Duke Spirit were recently added as the opening act on Leo's March tour. Their debut album, Cuts Across the Land, will be released in America on March 7.

Friday, February 3, 2006

ariel pink pulls a jackie chan

this guy's so d.i.y. he does his own stunts, too, apparently. got this from his pub today. if you're a band, it might be fun. his disc is kooky, although i think it's a little forcedly so. i guess he's also narcoleptic.

Be Ariel Pink's Backing Band for a Day

February 2, 2006 – Paw Tracks artist Ariel Pink announced today that he’s inviting local musicians to perform with him onstage.

“You will get to be my back-up band – for a day,” said Ariel Pink.

On his upcoming tour, Ariel will perform the first half of his show solo, and the second half with his band of the day. The first band in each touring city to e-mail Ariel Pink’s tour publicist Katy Martineau (katy@fanaticpromotion.com) will win the coveted spot to play with Ariel Pink. Ariel asks local bands to arrive by sound check so they can practice before the show, and to bring their own instruments and amplifiers. Drummers are invited, but beware, you will have to compete with Ariel Pink’s mouth, which will provide the drumming for his solo set.

“The element of surprise will keep me from falling asleep onstage,” said Ariel Pink.

Ariel Pink (b. Ariel Rosenberg, June 1978) is an L.A.-based home taper who for years “fell out of bed onto [his] eight-track analog cassette Yamaha MT8X.” He eventually wore down the unit, which succumbed, and Yamaha no longer makes it. “I now use whatever I can get my hands on,” he laments, meaning cheap, scrounged-up equipment. “I can’t spend money on gear, because I don’t have any.” He was influenced by the DIY ethic of R. Stevie Moore, with whom he subsequently became long-distance pals. Ariel has a great pop sensibility, and plays the “standard rock line-up of guitars, keys, bass, and vocals.” Ariel has been in bands, but records by himself. His personal estimate: 200-300 master tapes since 1995, comprising of over 500 songs.

Musicians can find copies of Ariel Pink’s three Paw Tracks releases “The Doldrums,” “Worn Copy,” and “House Arrest” at local and online music stores. The 2006 re-issue of ‘House Arrest’ just received an A- review in Spin Magazine.

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti:
* w/ Belong
02/10 Los Angeles, CA Echo Lounge*
02/11 San Francisco, CA Bottom of the Hill*
02/12 Portland, OR Berbati's Pan*
02/13 Seattle, WA Chop Suey*
02/16 Fargo, ND – Aquarium*
02/17 Minneapolis, MN Entry*
02/18 Chicago, IL Schuba's*
02/19 Detroit, MI Magic Stick
02/20 Toronto, Ontario The Boat
02/21 Montreal, Quebec Zoobizarre
02/22 Allston, MA O'Brien's Pub
02/23 Wallingford, CT Wallingford American Legion
02/24 New York, NY Knitting Factory*
02/25 Philadelphia, PA The Khyber*
02/26 Baltimore, MD Salisbury College
02/27 Durham, NC Duke University Coffee House
02/28 Atlanta, GA Drunken Unicorn*
03/01 Baton Rouge, LA Spanish Moon*
03/02 Houston, TX*- The Proletariat*
03/03 Austin, TX Emo's*
03/04 Dallas, TX Hailey's*
03/06 Tucson, AZ Solar Cultural
03/07 San Diego, CA Casbah

Wednesday, February 1, 2006

the blog returns to music. and there was much rejoicing.

so the current is starting up the request form for mark wheat's second annual "greatest love songs of all-time" show, which will air on valentine's day. but, really, who cares about love songs? danny siegelman's presenting the first annual "greatest break-up songs of all-time" online that same day, and i'll bet you anything if you weighed all the break-up songs out there against all the love-songs, the break-up songs would be the equivalent of the fat kid getting on the see-saw. i voted for pedro the lion's "bad diary days" because, holy jesus, that song gives me break-up chills every time i hear it. it's a phenomenally incisive look at the way that a situation can just go south without you ever seeing it. horrifying.

while we're on the topic: "the scientist" by coldplay. it was overplayed, yes. coldplay is definitely a little on the cheesy side, yup. but dammit, that's what you need in a break-up, am i right? on a purely volumetric scale, this song has produced the greatest quantity of personal waterworks for me of any song ever. it's not even a close second for "this year's love" by david gray, which is probably second. i guess "this year's love" is probably a love song, but it gets to me, too.

i'm trying to come up with some local songs that have kicked my heart around its chest cavity. "afterthoughts" by bellwether. "that one" by p.o.s. "broken toes" by love-cars. "i don't know if it's helping" by ela. oh buddy. that song is fan-frigging-tastic for the old break-up moments. anybody else?

oh, here's the link to the current's page with the thing about the stuff:

the current

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

sorry music fans. klosterman again.

thank you anne onymous, for that link. here's a bit from today's post:

Statements like that make me think the Seahawks might win on Sunday, even though Pittsburgh seems to have all the toughness and most of the intangibles. Perhaps the Seahawks simply have more hyper-religious employees. There is no question that religiosity is an athletic advantage -- I bet if those "Freakonomics" authors did a little research, they would find that the winning percentage of NFL teams is directly proportional to the number of born-again Christians on the active roster. I mean, how hard would you work if you thought you were working for God? In all likelihood, you do not associate your day-to-day job with Jesus; if you did, you probably wouldn't be sitting at your desk and reading this blog.

zing. got me.

Monday, January 30, 2006

rationale

chuck klosterman, in the past, has written things about music. i think. but he's also writing a blog about the lead-up to superbowl xl, and in his first post, he wrote this:

I guarantee this will be the greatest one-week sports blog ever written, or at least the best one since Jacqueline Susann's unforgettable blogging of the 1967 Ice Bowl. If this is not the best sports blog you have ever read, I will personally drive to your home, clean your garage, wash your car, shingle your doghouse with pancakes, and blow up your children with dynamite. That is my guarantee.

that's an awesome guarantee, and it made me laugh out loud in the office. btw, it's cute how the conventions of roman numerals (40 is XL because L (50) - X (10) = XL (40)) has made it superbowl extra-large, but what in the hell are they gonna do next year when it's something as unsexy as IXL? or worse: VIIL? maybe in three years it'll be the first ever webcast super bowl and they can call it super bowl E-VIL. and yes, sometimes i write superbowl and sometimes super bowl.

advice for bands

do musicians read this? i mean other than you, jesse. if you do, here's the best thing you can do for your career as it relates to getting good press that isn't being a good band: have a hi-res photo of your band up on your band's page clearly labeled under a heading like press materials or press or something. if i'm writing hot tickets (like i am now) and there are two bands and one has a big-ass photo of themselves on their website that i can download and print, they're gonna get the big photo over the other band with no photo. so hi-res means 300 dpi, at least 6" x 9". i'm just saying.

roundball

too much basketball on a music blog? yup. but funny. here's from the daily dime on espn.com regarding lamar odom's performance on sunday:

Sunday's Worst Lamar Odom, Lakers forward: Eight turnovers? That shouldn't be a stat line, it's the answer to a question: "What did you have for Sunday breakfast?" "Ate turnovers -- apple and blueberry." Lakers lose to Pistons, 102-93.

Friday, January 27, 2006

the plastic constellations' "sancho panza"

i noticed that chris riemenschneider, in his article on the plastic constellations in the strib today, wrote this:

"At first we started young and so thrilled we could burst," Allen sings in "Sancho Panza," about Don Quixote's sidekick (there's also a track called "Quixote").

By song's end, the "aging" crusaders had laid down their mission statement: "Others move on, but we're still keepin' on/ Livin' on much less sleep/ A shared smile, a turn of the dial/ Our lives are just too short." It's weighty stuff for guys in their 20s.


it was then that i realized there was something i forgot to write about in the article i wrote, which is that, despite my and rimeneschenider's initial impression, the song is not about the band: it's about jeff allen's wife allison.

it's important to point out because it's gotta be one of the most original takes on a love song i've heard. it's not some windswept and gentle ode to true love or an angry fuck-off song or a whiny unrequited jumble of futility. it addresses one of the best aspects of relationships in the real world: teamwork. that partners-in-crime feel. the way that a real relationship isn't you and me; it's us. and that's awesome. here, i'll refer you to this part of our interview:

Track 5, ‘Sancho Panza,’ actually is about my wife. It’s my version of a love song, actually. But I knew that I couldn’t stop using we, so I made it about the two of us. Obviously my wife is a big part of my life, but our relationship’s changed a ton since the band started really deciding that we were gonna go for this and we both- this was after our friend Matt Davis died [in 2003]- I think all of us had this realization that you have one chance basically to do something and so she’s been totally supportive. She plays a huge part doing the website.

Stef: Me and Allison used to be in a band together.

Jeff: Allison played bass and Stef played drums.

Aaron: That’s how Jeff fell in love with Allison!

Stef: [He said,] ‘That’s what I want: a punk rock bass-playing girl.’ Man, I wish I could write a good love song.

Jeff: If a rapper writes a happy love song, you lose your mystique.

Stef: But that [‘Sancho Panza’] doesn’t come off like a normal love song. And I wish I could write a positive, happy love song that doesn’t come off so dark. There’s the ‘The Kill In Me;’ the only girl song on my new record is about chopping her head off and burying it in the back yard so we can sleep. [laughter] It takes all kinds.

Jeff: I’m waiting for Atmosphere’s next record after Slug finds love to be like the happiest record ever.


at that point i opined that it would probably sound like james taylor. i want to hear that, slug singing, "the berkshires looked dreamlike, on account of that frosting."

but anyways, once i was disabused of this notion about "sancho panza" being an archetypal tpc song about tpc, i realized how really beautiful it was. see, sancho was don quixote's sidekick, the one who stuck by quixote while he went about his crazy schemes, staying grounded in real-life and faithful to his buddy even while quixote tilted at windmills. and it forms a great parallel to a strong, supportive relationship.

grandaddy head to pasture--possibly greener.

this just in: the awesome grandaddy are calling it quits after this next album. too bad. man, their sumday was a highlight of ... jeez, whichever year it came out. 2003? and their new one's probably gonna be pretty fabtabulous as well. here here for band's calling it quits before they totally blow it, though, inxs.

wally sczerbiak for ricky davis. dave campbell possibly headed to the celtics for a first round draft pick.

how does this affect the music scene in the twin cities? not at all, really. but should we be excited?

also, dave campbell is leaving 2024 records for presumably greener pastures. here's the release he sent out.

My apologies if you’ve already gotten this.

After a full year of service at 2024 Records as the manager of operations, I’m writing to announce my departure from the label. It has been an amazing experience—I have learned a ton about the industry and have really enjoyed working with everybody involved.

Where am I going? What am I going to do? I’m not sure just yet. But I know I’m ready to do something new. For now, I’m going to take some time off to shut off the phone, relax, grow out my beard a bit, cook for myself again, and prepare for the next chapter of life.

I want you to know that the decision to leave 2024 is my own. There was no knock down, drag out fight, nor do I have any problems with anybody at the label. As it turns out, the job just isn’t the best fit for me personally, and I’m ready to move on. Nate, Todd, Lindsay, Alison, Mike D., and the bands are all great people and it has been a great privilege working with them. I am proud that I can now call them my friends.


if that guy needs to grow out his beard, then i definitely need to quit my job and work on mine. it's horrible, as bill walton would say. see? it all comes back to roundball.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

transcript of the plastic constellations and p.o.s.

hereafter follows the unedited transcript of my interview with p.o.s. and the plastic constellations. it's a pretty long one, and i'm not gonna claim it hangs together or anything. plus, there are probably misspellings and nothing's formatted. it's the really real!

Q

Stef: Shut up, dude.

Aaron: Um, Junior high, right? You [Stef] were in 9th grade, we were in 8th grade. Stef was in a punk band.

Stef: I had switched from North Junior High to Hopkins West Junior High. I went to North the first two years (7th and 8th grade) and met Kai [Benson of Swiss Army, aka Marshall Larada of Doomtree] between 8th and 9th grade and switched schools just so I could hang out with Kai. I had to wake up at like six in the morning, take a city bus downtown and then take another city bus back way out the fuck there just so I could hang out with Kai.

Aaron: Him and Kai were in a band called Om and we, as younger kids, had seen you guys around.

Jeff: I remember the first time that we ever met Stef: you [Aaron] and I were in study hall and you [Stef] were in study hall …

Stef: What happened?

Jeff: We were writing- Aaron and I met in 7th grade (like the first day of 7th grade) and we both decided that we liked Sonic Youth at the same time. So that was our friendship. And we would just write band names on the white board, just so we could make a list of all the bands that we liked. Like Sonic Youth, Pavement, etc. And you [Stef] were there and I can’t remember what the conversation was. Something was discussed.

Q

Stef: They had a freaking 7-inch out by then.

Aaron: It was a little unspoken rivalry ‘cause there was a talent show and not all the bands could get in and Om got to headline and we were pissed. ‘Those damn ninth graders!’ They were the most popular band in the school.

Stef: These guys were coming up though.

Aaron: We did get to headline the [next one].

Jeff: That was vindication.

Q

Jordan: It’s always been that. That’s why it’s such a weird-ass dumb name.

Stef: That’s where I got P.O.S. from, too- Om. You know, when you’re in a punk band, you think of your punk rock name. They all have cool punk aliases. Kai picked P.O.S. for me.

[Apryl Elektra comes in and discusses her dad’s desire to paint Stef]

Stef: In the first Om full-length, we thanked ‘Those Little Bastards TPC.’ These guys made a documentary which heavily features a part that’s just a section about how much everybody hates [Om]. [laughter] We actually used a section of their documentary to open up our full-length, [a part] that was like, ‘I fucking hate Om.’ [laughter]

Jeff: We’d ask questions like, ‘How much do you hate Om?’ You guys were the first band that was actually out there doing stuff. You weren’t playing the Entry at 14, but all the talent shows, parties …

Stef: We played the Entry when I was … 15? With Sarahteen and Trilobyte.

Aaron: You guys had a posse of a couple bands that you always played with.

Stef: Yeah, lots of bands that turned into other bands. I think Falcon Crest came out of some of the bands we played with. KMB Communique …

Jeff: Wait, who from KMB was in those bands?

Stef: 21 Hats for 21 Heads. That was KMB Communique. Swiss Army …

Aaron: I don’t know if you’ve heard of a band called Soundgarden [laughter].

Q

Stef: I was 14 or 15 so, 1996?

Jeff: We were in 8th grade, so yeah.

Q

Stef: I was so jealous of these guys: They put out a 7-inch and we put out a tape.

Aaron: That cost us so much money.

Jeff: We’ve now sold through all 200 copies now.

Isaac [Gale]: I think I’ve got number 1.

Matt: Yeah, but we made like five number 1s, though.

Q

Stef: That was pretty much Kai and Mike Mictlan from Doomtree and Crescent Moon. We all played a friend of ours’ birthday party. Oddjobs played that birthday party and I talked to Crescent Moon about what he was doing. And I had heard local hip-hop from the Headshots tapes, but I didn’t put together that they were from the same scene. And Crescent Moon gave me a mixtape. Marshall (Kai) was already really into Bjork and electronic stuff, so it was pretty much right there the whole time. And then I’d rap a little bit with Mike at school.

Aaron: You had that boombox.

Stef: Yeah, I brought a boombox to school; my girlfriend at the time had a boombox and when we got to school she’d let me take it out of her car. So me and Mike would make beat tapes and just rap between classes.

Jeff: Do you remember doing Sethtoberfests?

Stef: Dude, Sethtoberfest was where it really happened.

Jeff: It was Matt on drums and me on bass and then you and Mike rapping over us playing the whitest funk.

Aaron: The Whitest Funk would be a good name for a band.

Jeff: Was there a name?

Matt: Rhythmatics.

Stef: The Rhythmatics! That was the first show! At that point, me and Mike had seen each other around but we had never really talked. We both knew that we rapped, but we played Sethtoberfest and I was freestyling with this guy Dave that I was Cenospecies with and Mike just starting rapping, too and it just happened. We set up a show at the Depot in Hopkins.

Jeff: It’s owned and run by Hopkins High School for teens to have an alcohol- and smoke-free place to hang out.

Stef: We just thought it was the dorkiest shit in the world, and it still kind of is a little nerdy, but it does a lot of cool shit. We played and that place was packed, from like the front of the stage to out the door. Just screaming and really happy. Crescent Moon showed up and rapped. That was our first rap show- our first for real rap show. My old group 2-3-7 played one show at District 202. We didn’t have any songs at all. We had two choruses …
Jeff: There was a chorus?

Stef: We had two! And we freestyled for like four hours with a 20-minute intermission.

Aaron: I’m so pissed I missed that. I was stuck at my girlfriend’s house and she was saying, ‘I’m too sick to drive.’

Stef: I remember me and Mike had never really hung out; we met at Sethtoberfest and just decided to do a show.

Q

Aaron: Well I was hanging around with Stef a lot then when he first started making beats and they were working on the Cenospecies record.

Stef: This dude would come over like twice a week and we’d watch these awesome buddy-buddy movies like brothers-in-the-woods and shit like that and he’d always fall asleep.

Jeff: He’s still like that. 25 minutes into the movie, he’s asleep.

Aaron: But I was really, really, really into hip-hop at that point. That’s what I first started listening to when I was growing up and then I got into alternative rock for a million years, and then I got insanely back into it. And Stef was like, you listen to so much shit, why don’t you just buy an MPC [sampling drum machine] to make beats?

Stef: And he bought this Roland Remix Station for like $200. And he called and said, ‘Come over and show me how to use this,’ and I looked and it and was like, ‘You can’t use this.’ It’s one of those really elaborate four-track sampler things. But I was like, ‘This is cheap; you’ll probably be able to work something out on it and if you don’t like it, then it was still cheap.’ And as soon as we sat down and tried to use it, it was like, this is not gonna happen.

Aaron: So I went back and got the real deal. He came over for a day for like three hours. We went to Cheapo, he showed me how to sample and chop shit up. The basics. And then like months down the line I came with a CD of beats.

Stef: And all of them were better than anything I’d ever made. Seriously, dude- like overnight- was the best producer I ever met.

Aaron: I remember that Bodyrock song was the first beat of mine that you ever rapped on and I was like, yes! Finally someone’s rapping on my beat! And then we’ve just been doing it ever since then. Four years now?

Q

Stef: I kind of had a jumpstart on it because Building Better Bombs, when me and Isaac [Gale] first started it was me and him playing guitar and a drum machine. I programmed all the basslines and the drums and additional sounds but right into the drum machine. It just made sense, like, we’ll add this on top of it and we’ll do vocals, but the rest of it is on here. So when it came to making beats, it was pretty much the same process. Like, pick all the melodies and then you add drums behind it, and then you rap over it. It kind of felt like putting together songs the same way. That’s why if you listen to a lot of the first beats from the False Hopes Mega and the first False Hopes [series of shorter CD debuts by Doomtree members], the beats are godawful, but they sound like a band playing. They sound stupid, but they sound like a band playing. And I loved it until this dude [Aaron] really started making bangers and shit. That made me think, maybe I can try not doing that. I pretty much wanted every beat that I had to sound like A Series of Sneaks, the Spoon record. That was my plan, because they’re so choppy and they ride so hard and completely random and all over the place.

Aaron: And I want every beat to sound like Jay-Z. And it’s still like that to this day.

Q

Aaron: All the beats that I made for Stef’s record- he put the pressure on me hard for this record. Because he called me on tour- from the first Atmosphere tour- and I was all excited because Stef’s getting bigger and he’s going to put another record out and maybe I can get some beats on there. And he called me and said, ‘Dude, I’m almost done with this record, but I want you to get a couple beats on there’ and I was like, ‘Are you serious?!.’ [laughter] He said, ‘I need you to mail me a package while I’m on tour so I can write to some stuff.’ So in two weeks, basically all the beats that are on that record [were done], and that’s the greatest moment as a music producer, because that never works.

Stef: Really quick, we should mention that the song with me and Craig Finn [‘Safety in Speed’] was produced by Lazerbeak and in the liner notes it says it was produced by me through some error between me and Marshall, who designed it, and Siddiq [at Rhymesayers] when he was doing the final check. But that should be in big-ass print that he produced that track.

But this record … I started writing the record completely on accident. I just got picked up by Rhymesayers and I was trying so hard to get a re-release for Ipecac [Neat], to like getit out there. And Siddiq was so hellbent on just putting it in the catalog. He said, ‘It’s already done. You made that record. Make another.’ And then four days later I had half a record. It just totally [flood noise].

Q

Stef: It wasn’t even trying to make a record at the time. Cenospecies broke up and I had no real intention of doing a solo record or anything like that. But then, a couple years went by and I had 16 songs and I was like, this is like a record, so let’s just wrap this up and make it a new record. But I came into Audition actually trying to make a record. I feel like it works more cohesively as a record: it fits its title and does all that stuff, where Ipecac is kind of like a compilation of stuff I’d been working on. And it comes off like a record because my life didn’t move very much for three years. I was working at Rick’s, I was writing at Rick’s, I was pissed off. So upset all the time. I wrote that whole record in the bathroom of the strip club where I was a men’s room attendant, not making any hourly, being nice to assholes everyday for tips. I’d just sit in the corner of the bathroom in a black suit writing rhymes. Black slacks and a black buttondown. After the first year I’d roll up the sleeves and wear a black bandana to keep my dreads back because they didn’t like my dreads. They were horrible and not maintained. My hair looked like shit. I just saw a video of myself at the 2004 Warped Tour and I can’t believe how bad they were.

Aaron: For beats, my process is … I just buy a ton of records and I just have to listen to all of them and take the best moments of them. Layer stuff in with keyboards and other stuff.

Q

Aaron: I usually just make beats the way I hear them and they’re usually pretty simple, like three and a half minute beats like with choruses. And then I give it to an artist and if they like and they want to use it, then we sit down [and work it out]. Stef is so easy to work with because he has his ideas and he knows what he wants and then we just change it up. Like the half-time part came earlier in the version I gave him, and we wanted to wait on that, so it came later. Things like that. But not a whole lot of things change, unless the rapper really wants to do stuff with it. But it’s so easy because Stef knows how to make beats, too so he see it from that level. It’s a lot easier than someone saying, ‘I want to spit for three and a half bars here and do a chorus for 17 and a third bars.’ So it worked out real well. And a lot of rappers rap songs and it’s just a verse and a chorus and nothing changes, but he does such a good job of writing songs as a rapper. And they have dynamics and they go in and out and they climax and that helps with my beats, too. Where we position certain instruments and where they come in.

Q

Aaron: It’s fun. No one’s going to tell me they think that bassline is a little too complicated and you should change it. I’m making everything.

Jeff: That sounds kind of specific. [laughter]

Aaron: You write for a band and it’s awesome, but it’s a different experience, because everything you think of, you put into it. So it’s a different dynamic.

Q

Stef: There is a bunch of that [samples from local bands] that’s really hidden on the first record. There’s samples from just absurd ludicrous places that I don’t even want to say. But really painfully obvious stuff that you’ll catch if you’re listening for it. But the new record I really wanted to have a blues feel when I started making the record. I just sampled Howlin’ Wolf and shit like that. And it just wasn’t working; it didn’t feel right at all. I pretty much did immediately skip to things that I thought about, but didn’t want to try, the first time around [on Ipecac Neat]. I used that Baxter sample on the first record [on ‘Kidney Thief’]. But I figured I’d just do the same thing, take the 7-inches and then play them for the bands that I sampled. So like the Killsadie thing is a super-blatant sample. I was actually trying to come up with an idea for a Minneapolis vs. Minneapolis compilation where I get local bands and local rappers to cover local bands and local rappers. That’d be fun. Just a little appreciation because there are so many bands that brought me up, locally. Even if we couldn’t find what we were looking for on a national level, we could go to a Killsadie show at the Foxfire. See a couple bands that kick ass and then see Killsadie, with their whole black-suits-and-ties thing.

Jeff: I don’t know if you were going to get back to the history stuff, but it’s really important to talk just briefly about the Foxfire. That’s why we’re a band. That place was only around for two years, but in those two years it touched so many people. So many bands.

Stef: But that’s two years of four or five bands every single night. Bands that never would have had a chance to play.

Jordan: We were there like two to three times a week.

Stef: I was there every day; I worked there and even when I wasn’t working I was hanging out there. What the fuck else am I going to do? If you’re underage and you want to go downtown, where the fuck else is there to go?

Aaron: Thinking about it, it’s really insane it was on that block. Looking at downtown now, how did that even happen?

Jeff: That place was like the catalyst for us turning from a band that played our friends’ parties to like a band that played shows. I don’t want to say professional, but that’s part of it, too.

Stef: Whether any of us actually lived in Hopkins- did any of us live in Hopkins? [Aaron raises his hand] I never lived in Hopkins, but Hopkins High School had a huge history. It made Minneapolis take a look at what was going on in Hopkins, because every time Om played, every time Plastic Constellations played in any showcase the place was full of people.

Jeff: And it was not just our friends. That was the big change. It was more than just Seth.

Aaron: When it finally started doing really well for us, we had a spot every month and we played. We didn’t even have to flyer really.

Stef: It was on the Foxfire calendar and that was enough.

Aaron: It was such a crucial blow to everyone when it ended.

Jeff: I feel like for three years after that it went down to nothing.

Q

Stef: At the Drive-In said the same thing when they played the mainroom [at First Ave].

Jeff: Did anybody see that show with At the Drive-In?

Stef: That was my first time seeing them and it’s still pretty much the best show I’ve ever seen. So many really amazing shows there. Jimmy Eat World played there. Papa Roach played there. I’m not a big Papa Roach fan, but they played there opening for Two-Ton Crutch the day their video debuted at #7 on TRL. I made sandwiches for them and went home and was like, ‘What?’

Q

Jeff: Well, we got welcomed into the bar scene.

Aaron: It’s sad to say, because when you’re growing up, you always say I’m going to be doing All Ages shows for life and all that stuff and once you get older, you get a beer and you go to a bar.

Stef: I totally don’t agree. I would play a ton more All Ages show if it was possible.

Aaron: I’m not saying we wouldn’t do it; I’m just saying we don’t know the little teeny spots.

Stef: I miss basements more than anything.

Aaron: 1021 and Foxfire ended right around the same time.

Jeff: We played the last show of both those places.

Aaron: And those were our two spots. You go and do the basement shows over in Dinkytown.

Jeff: It’s a big huge apartment complex now.

Stef: So many amazing shows [at 1021]. Song of Zarathustra. Locust.

Aaron: It isn’t the same as it was, but I don’t know the extent of what’s out there right now because I don’t really research it or I’m not involved in it as much.

Stef: The fucking Alamo House: [Buildin Better] Bombs played there for New Year’s and seeing that house was amazing. There was kids out there you never see, which is the same thing. It’s over on East Hennepin. We played there and there were all kinds of young-ass kids there, all kinds of punk rock kids you remember from the shows. We’re totally playing that shit again; that shit was awesome.

Jeff: I want to do a show at the Church.

Aaron: That’s right on 26th and Chicago.

Q

Jeff: I have an office job, but literally, half an hour a day if not more combined, I’m literally visiting our website going, ‘Holy shit. I can’t believe we’re doing all that.’ It’s exciting, man! It’s the kind of thing you dream about when you’re 14 and going to Hopkins West Junior High School and now we’re doing it. It doesn’t feel real.

Stef: I’ve been on some pretty fucking fresh tours and this is the one that I’m stoked about the most. Because it’s my first [headlining] tour.

Jeff: It’s cool that Sims is going.

Aaron: It’s weird how all this happened. For us, we finally just let our guard down and were not expecting anything and that’s when stuff actually works out. Does that make sense at all?

Stef: That makes perfect sense.

Q

Stef: Best thing ever. I got the list of 10 things I want to do before I die, and I’ve checked off four or five of them already and one of them was to make a song with the Bouncing Souls guy. Seriously and I met those guys on the Warped Tour. And Sean [Daley, Slug] put me at the poker table with Lars from Rancid everyday. And right at that poker table is where some of the Bouncing Souls guys would hang out and I was talking to the bass player a lot, just talking about fan stuff and I found out that Greg [Attonito] who’s the singer, had caught a couple of my sets. He’d just been walking by the hip-hop tent. I heard about that and got the bass player’s number in New York and I called him and I said, ‘Hey, is there any way I can get Greg’s number from you?’ And then I sent Greg a version of the song with me singing the parts I wanted him to sing and he was into it. He played it for the band and the band was into it. And that’s just how it worked.

And Craig and I had been talking about doing a song for a long time. Me and Craig and this guy [Aaron] might make a record together. Last time he was in town we talked about it. We have to start doing that. And Maggie from Digitata: I’m just a huge Digitata fan so that worked out good. That song with Mike is a song that’s been through some revisions but was actually intended to be on Ipecac. So we just wrapped it up.

Sean! Yeah I was just stoked to make a song with fucking Slug, dude! We made two and they both turned out to be good. And we made two more and we actually have an idea for a project called Hotels which is the two of us making songs in hotel rooms.

Jeff: And one of your [Aaron] beats Slug is on, right? Just as stoked as I was to hear my friend Stef rapping with Slug I was like, ‘Aaron has a beat that Slug is on!’

Q

Jeff: [Stef] sang on like three or four songs. He helps us with the niceass gang vocals; we often need another voice in there to fill it out. Sometimes Aaron and I aren’t strong enough; we’ll write parts that we can’t sing, like in higher octaves.

Stef: I helped them demo Mazatlan and I love that recording of the record. I thought it was the shit, but my tastes are a little too dirty and punk.

Jeff: We played that for people and we were really into it, like I gave it to some people who were interested in putting out Mazatlan, when we were trying to find a label. And I was so proud of it- I was just thinking they’re gonna come back and say, ‘Yes, we’re gonna take it.’ But a couple people were like, ‘Yeah, I don’t know; the songs are good, but it sounds a little dirty.’

Stef: I was so into how dirty it was. Even to this day, I listen to [John Tranberry’s] version except for ‘No Complaints’ and ‘Keep It Live.’ In my iPod it’s the Tranberry session plus my version. And you were rapping a bunch.

Aaron: We tamed it down a bunch. Stef helped me; he was the vocal coach on Mazatlan and he came through and gave me tips on delivery and stuff like that.

Stef: The Cenospecies record has a Plastic Constellations record sample, too. The connection’s been there for a long time.

Q

Aaron: We quote Sims because he quoted us and on the record I’m making with Mike [Mictlan]- I gave him the idea that- I made a beat and I did some lyrics that I’d written [for the last song on] our record, go with this. So he changes it a little bit, but he raps some of our shit. Lyrically, I respect these guys and they’re like giants to me, so we take from each other.

Stef: Doomtree and every band related with Doomtree in some way, there’s always been crossover. Sims used TPC lyrics and Swiss Army lyrics. I used TPC lyrics and Lifter Puller lyrics. TPC used Sims. It’s really super-obvious. It’s the way it should be; it’s obvious to the point where everybody knows.

Aaron: I’ve always been really intrigued with lyrical- where you take just a little teeny thing from something else and some people get it ‘cause they’ve heard it and I think that’s really cool. And I think we all like that. So when it’s your friends, you don’t have to worry about someone coming at you like, ‘You mutherfucker!’

Stef: That’s what I was worried about when I sampled the Song of Zarathustra and Killsadie songs ‘cause I’m barely friends with Travis and I’m barely friends with Knol [Tate, formerly of Killsaide, currently of Askeleton]. I don’t really know anybody else in those bands.

Jeff: Dude, we hung out with Knol for like six hours in Ohio.

Q

Stef: I’m gonna see if I can get a Jay Clark [formerly of Killsadie, currently of Pretty Girls Make Graves] remix, actually. I haven’t talked to Jay yet, but I hear he’s been making remixes for people.

Q

Jeff: It’s good that we had to wait in a lot of ways. I think when we talked to you before we were kind of bummed. It’s really for the best because it really gave Frenchkiss the time to put some resources behind it.

Aaron: I think we all kind of stepped away from it after we were done but I was just listening to it last week and I still think it’s good. I’m just glad we got to make an awesome awesome record.

Isaac: We were listening to it on the way back [from Madison] and we listened to Mazatlan, and the difference between the two is amazing.

[general cheers for Joe Mabbott]

Stef: I’ve been trying to figure out how we can get a City Pages or Pulse feature about Joe Mabbott. He makes- in the last four years, in the top ten lists of the records, he’s always got at least four of them. He’s the shit. He’s so good.

Jeff: We’ve been trying for years to make an album that really was us and we’ve come close, but I feel like this record is us and without Joe it wouldn’t have happened.

Jeff: It’s also the way it was written because Mazatlan was written over like three years because we weren’t doing shit. We wrote like three songs over the course of 2003, I think. And Mazatlan came out and this Frenchkiss thinig started happening and we were like, ‘Oh shit. We have to write ten songs in like six weeks.’

Aaron: We had like sheets of timelines. Everybody get out your timeline.

Stef: This guy is such an organized dude; he keeps Doomtree held together. I don’t want to give anybody [sole] credit, but dude handles his business.

Q

Aaron: It’s a double-edged sword because it’s such an awesome thing to finally make a cohesive record that you can listen to all the way through that we think works, but then when it came time, even on a small level, to pick a single to send off that’s going to get reviewed by even ‘zines and stuff, we were like, ‘We don’t know, man; listen to the whole thing.’

Q

Stef: It’s freaking brilliant. I can’t get over how good this record is.

Aaron: The balance- me and Jeff have always just kind of done our own thing and throw it into a song, but somehow this time we collaborated more. And it’s awesome; I’m so excited about it.

Stef: I know Beak, and I know that you have some pretty drastic ideas of conceptual-

Aaron: I wanted to call our record Dragonslayers.

Jeff: You actually pushed on me a couple of times.

Stef: I’m really into Crusades. Not The Crusades, just Crusades.

Q

Aaron: I think we took it to almost an extreme. I really liked- I’ll give Craig Finn as an example- I love how he ties stuff in: you get pieces from other stories and stuff. And I think we took it to an extreme of, ‘This is gonna be one huge story.’ I say the same line at least three times on the record.

Jeff: Aaron wrote an actual arc that the songs follow. So like, ‘When we come out of the instrumental, it’s on a beach somewhere.’

Aaron: It was an entire movie in my head.

Q

Stef: The difference between the Hold Steady and the TPC approach is Craig draws from life and then adds to his stories with characters, whereas Aaron is just flat-out taking Plastic Constellations and Doomtree and giving us all swords. It’s a really cool approach.

Q

Jeff: Track 5, ‘Sancho Panza,’ actually is about my wife. It’s my version of a love song, actually. But I knew that I couldn’t stop using we, so I made it about the two of us. Obviously my wife is a big part of my life, but our relationship’s changed a ton since the band started really deciding that we were gonna go for this and we both- this was after our friend Matt Davis died [in 2003]- I think all of us had this realization that you have one chance basically to do something and so she’s been totally supportive. She plays a huge part doing the website. Allison.

Stef: Me and Allison used to be in a band together.

Jeff: Allison played bass and Stef played drums.

Aaron: That’s how Jeff fell in love with Allison!

Stef: [He said,] ‘That’s what I want: a punk rock bass-playing girl.’ Man, I wish I could write a good love song.

Jeff: If a rapper writes a happy love song, you lose your mystique.

Stef: But that [‘Sancho Panza’] doesn’t come off like a normal love song. And I wish I could write a positive, happy love song that doesn’t come off so dark. There’s the ‘The Kill In Me;’ the only girl song on my new record is about chopping her head off and burying it in the back yard so we can sleep. [laughter] It takes all kinds.

Jeff: I’m waiting for Atmosphere’s next record after Slug find love to be like the happiest record ever.

Q

Stef: First of all, my record is dedicated to my uncle [Melvin Dortch] who passed. That song ‘Paul Kersey to Jack Kimball’ is about my uncle. On his girlfriend’s birthday, he walked across the street to buy her a birthday card and got hit by a car and then hit by another car and dragged 100 feet and killed and nobody stopped and nobody’s been arrested or caught. The whole first verse of that song is about how pissed off I am- it’s pretty much written to that guy, whoever it was and the second verse is about how nobody gives a fuck about anything anymore. That you can feel okay killing somebody and not turn themselves in. And ‘Paul Kersey to Jack Kimball’ is a direct reference to Charles Bronson in the Deathwish movies. His name is Paul Kersey and when- it’s kind of ridiculous- but in the first movie where his wife was raped and murdered and the second movie where his daughter is raped and the third movie where his best friend’s wife is raped and murdered- it’s kind of ridiculous, but whenever something really horrific happens in his life he changes his name from Paul Kersey to Jack Kimball and pulls out his gun and gets vigilante. So that’s a super-obscure reference, but I dedicated my record to my uncle and Charles Bronson and Matt Davis, also. Charles Bronson just because me and Turbo Nemesis have a really good relationship with Charles Bronson. Like from how horrible and chiseled his face is to the way he flat-out changed his life. He was a coal miner until he just decided one day [that] he wanted to be an actor. He just up and left his job and became an actor. He didn’t start making the Deathwish movies until he was like 47. I make reference to Charles Bronson a good 30 times on this record and I mention Bronson on Ipecac four or five times, too.

Q

Stef: I don’t know where it came from, or why, but it just feels like important parts of the song to me. You can’t just- especially when some of your songs come off so abstract on the first or second listen- if you can give a run down of where your head’s at while you’re recording it, it gives more real life to it. One thing as a performer and as a rapper especially- not so much as a musician, but as a rapper- the posturing of the rapper has to be completely buried. Rappers, a lot of rappers do their best to look as cool as possible and sound as cool as possible and hold the mic just so and make sure their adlibs at the beginnings of songs are so, like, keeping their image held together. All that stuff. To me, I’m gonna put the jokes that my friends are gonna get in that stuff. I want that part of my life out there as much as I want my lyrics out there. If I’m working with a different engineer than Joe, that I don’t like, I’m not gonna be calling him out, but I definitely refer to Joe and talk to Joe on the record between every song. If the take turned out good, chances are if I talked to him before the take started I’ll just leave it on there. It just feels more realistic to me. It’s a good way to create whatever story or create whatever energy you’re trying to create with the song but still keep it grounded in real life. It’s got to be.

Q

Stef: That’s one thing- I’ve been doing a lot of interviews lately for this next record- and everybody’s like, ‘What’s up with punk-rap?’ There’s still people that don’t get it. There’s nothing to get. If people were uninformed and read my bio, they’re gonna be like, ‘This dude likes horrible music,’ because everybody knows that you can’t mix rock and rap. It doesn’t work and it sounds stupid. It’s not the actual mixing of the elements of music, it’s the feel behind it: it’s where you’re coming from. That’s the stuff that mixes. If you listen to my record and don’t think, ‘This is a punk rock guy,’ it doesn’t sound like a punk rock record; it sounds like a rap record. That’s just how it is. And these guys are kind of the exact opposite. They’re a very great rock band that just happens to have some of those elements.

Jeff: I think you make a good point when you say there’s nothing to get. There’s people who- I don’t know why; maybe people grew up differently than us or are older than us- but they think there is something to get. And so, we got called out for our last record calling us white-boy rappers and shit and rap-rock. 311 was mentioned in several articles and we were like, ‘What the fuck?’

Aaron: We’re getting that now when we tried to make a cohesive rock album this time and stopped with some of the rap stuff and now we get called mall-punk.

Jeff: Is what Pitchfork said. And the guy who wrote it loved it! But you couldn’t tell. He called it mall-punk! It happens.

Aaron: But we’re not used to getting reviews beyond our local press.

Stef: I’m about to get pegged as rap-rock. It’s gonna be real bad this year. The biggest feature that I have coming out is in Alternative Press and that already is going be like, ‘Why isn’t this kid king of the Warped Tour?’ ‘Cause I’m a rapper! That’s why.

Jeff: Listening to your record, I’ve said to a couple people, ‘Okay, this is the record that was just waiting to be made.’ You know what I’m saying? Like, okay, yup. I don’t really know how to put into words what I’m trying to say. Somebody was gonna make this record and you did it first. And you’re gonna do it better than anyone else.

Q

Aaron: Sample the records that you have. And Stef sampled the records he had. That’s what he had. All the records I have are indie rock records so all my beats have indie rock drums.

Q

Aaron: Ten years down the line think what stuff is gonna be like.

Jeff: We’ve toured a lot in the last year and a half, we’ve been to a lot of places, but I feel like Minneapolis is pretty unique in stuff that’s going on. You go to other cities and stay at someone’s house and look at their record collection, there’s usually one or the other. Maybe there’s some.

Stef: In Minneapolis, you can have a bill that’s Doomtree and TPC. You can have a bill that’s like the Fuck Yeahs and Brother Ali and people won’t blink an eye. If you try to do that in Chicago … like there was a Dillinger Four/Atmosphere/Sage Francis show in Chicago and there was like fights and shit. People had no idea what the fuck to do with it.

Q

Aaron: We’re at a point where we don’t really know what’s gonna happen next. We have no idea. We know what our record sounds like, we don’t what people are gonna think.

Jeff: We’re all in a similar position in that we all, like right at the same time, finally have two established labels behind us. So we just kind of make out shit, hand it off to them and see what happens.

Stef: And Doomtree is playing such a gigantic part in everybody’s like as a crew. Like I can’t imagine anything better than what it is right now. Everybody’s pieces are finally falling together. Everybody’s getting it. If that’s me or TPC or Sims or Mike or Dessa or pretty much anybody. Everybody’s got it- everybody’s got the pieces falling into place.

Jeff: I feel like there’s people all over this city doing creative stuff. Everyone’s supposrting everyone. Shit’s happening.

Q

Stef: 2005 was the first year of my life where not only did I not have a job, I didn’t borrow money from my mom. She let me know that.

Friday, January 20, 2006

holy shite! welcome to portugal.

before i do anything else today in the office (yes, i get into the office at 11 am, but only on fridays when there's no southside pride to put out) i need to let you know about portugal. the man. and yes, that's the ridiculous name of the band. the ridiculous name of their album is waiter: "you vultures!" when and if they ever make it to town for a show, i'm going to have a hell of a time copy editing the piece. so, they're from alaska originally. i got their disc earlier this week and threw it in a couple times and knew that it sounded good, but didn't really get to it in terms of really listening until this morning. and man it's good. if you like the mars volta or the dismemberment plan, you should get it immediately when it comes out on tuesday. the singer's a dead ringer for cedric from mars volta in many ways, but the music's different. a lot of times, you get bands that are like another band, but just off a little bit and so inevitably not as good as the original. cf. the mars volta and that band with the song that goes "j'ai un ame ... solitaire." can't remember their name. anyways, portugal. the man is shifted just far enough away to make it new and interesting, but still close enough to fit into the same kind of sound. they've got the waltz-time creepy track ("stables & chairs") and the outright rocker ("marching with 6") but they've also got more poppy moments than the mars volta and leadoff track "how the leopard got its spots" has this completely brain-burrowing ascending keyboard bit in the chorus that sticks with you.

so it's like 3 parts mars volta, 1 part dismemberment plan and 1 part rogue wave. if you find mars volta too abrasive, i'd try these guys because they're a damn sight more melodic, and if you do like mars volta, let me suggest this as makeout music.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

the decemberists

okay, we all love the decemberists, right? but i want to pause and give props back to an early effort some people might not be familiar with if you've only recently gotten into the band thanks to the definitely great picaresque. i was listening to castaways and cutouts (their first LP) last night for the first time in a long while. still their best album, i think. i'm probably influenced by personal associations, but it has this late afternoon haze about it. reminds me of a moment when i was a little kid in the house i grew up in williamstown, ma when it was, of course, late afternoon and there was no sound in the house. the sun was slanting in through the front door into the hall and i could see all the little dust motes floating around in the air. i thought they were atoms. "grace cathedral hill," "odalisque," "clementine"; they feel like that to me. if that makes any sense.

their records have gotten consistenly better with regard to sound, at least from the perspective of sounding more professional, but c&c is still my favorite.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

brain cleanout

so, i have a set of possibly unrelated crap floating around that i'm cleaning out.

played a great show last night at the kitty cat klub with big trouble, who are myself, josh peterson of trad methods and martin devaney fame, and twinkie jiggles and peter leggett of heiruspecs and others fame. we're starting this new thing of having singers come up and sing their songs or cover songs while we butcher them. the songs, not the singers. last night we had ben weaver, and it was jsut great fun. i'm not writing this to pimp the show or anything, but rather i wanted to say just how amazing the minneapolis/st. paul music scene is. so many great people doing so many great things musically. i had an extensive discussion with ben and my buddy jake money about how the twin cities are kind of like this little oxbow that's been cutoff from the main stream (oh buddy, pun) and has developed this fully formed little group of fantastic artists. it's kind of like when you leave something in the fridge in tupperware and then forget it's there. usually you open it and it's completely gross, but this time, it's like you pop open the burp lid and it's pure music gold.

p.o.s. may be ruining your life, but he's about to make it up to you. trust me.

jon langford (ex-mekons) does a great cover of "a salty dog" by procol harum on his new disc and he's coming to the walker in february for a killer multimedia show. it sounds like it's just gonna blow brains out of heads. we're going to have a full article by holly day before it happens, but i advise you all to go pick up his disc gold brick. i never would have given it a thought if i hadn't found out about him thanks to holly and his pr because, frankly, the cd looks like crap and doesn't seem promising from the outside. but it is, in fact, great. langford kind of reminds me of a mellower robert pollard in tone and delivery.

speaking of which, robert pollard solo album. the funniest thing about the advance for this was how it said that this was his first solo effort since disbanding GBV ... wait for it ... in 2004. wow, what's with the long wait bob? i guess they're not including the cd of stage banter he released last year as a "solo effort." in any case, it's good and of course it has 26 tracks. i haven't listened to it much yet.

this just in ... has anyone here ever actually seen quietdrive in minneapolis? who are these guys?

Friday, January 13, 2006

slight correction to the molly maher hot ticket

as you may or may not be aware, hot tickets in the pulse often come together at the last minute and can't often get the scrutiny that feature articles do, and sometimes we drop the ball. by which i mean i drop the ball. in my enthusiasm for molly maher, i forgot to note that she didn't write "tugboat," the song that appeared on missing: code blue. in my own defense, i knew that she hadn't written it, i just meant to say that her rendition of it made it a "a sweet tune of subtle strength that could sidle up comfortably to the best of Lucinda Williams." tommy tousey was kind enough to point out this oversight and here's his note, plus the info on the tune's author:

Just wanted to throw in my 2 cents about the blurb about Molly Maher in the "Hot Tickets" section. Nothing against Molly, who is a dear good friend, or her formidable songwriting skills--but the song "Tugboat" is actually a cover. It was written and often performed by Thomas "Hookhead" Case. Molly actually started performing the song with Thomas in their now-defunct duo Hookhead and Mare. I'm pretty sure Molly still does a number of songs written by Thomas, and he still sometimes plays some of her tunes. All of this is really kinda beside the point, though. I just wanted to give email props to the actual songwriter.

critics' show on homegrown

well, our friend dave over at the howwastheshow.com forums has tracked down an mp3 of the homegrown critics' show so i'm posting the link here:

homegrown critics' show (01.08.05)

Thursday, January 12, 2006

mixchange

so i'm in the process of assembling a mix for exchange with some other music fans in other states of stuff i've heard and loved in the past six months. how excited was i to learn that i can make an entire hour-long mix of basically only minnesota artists and that it will completely rock? answer: very. here it is so far:

parallels :: beight
schoolyard bullies :: aphrill
drowned :: halloween, alaska
stand up (let's get murdered) :: p.o.s.
bombs away :: friends like these
market made murder :: sims
via satellite :: the notes and scratches (chicago)
ghost in the house :: the plastic constellations
playboy :: hot chip (brooklyn)
thieves choke on spit :: askeleton
oscar wilde breakdown :: digitata
what comes at the end :: cloud cult
lakeshore drifter :: cecil otter
gemini (birthday song) :: why? (cali? i'm not sure)

it strikes me now that i need to add white light riot's "out of sight," but i haven't ripped it to my itunes yet.

Monday, January 9, 2006

critics show on homegrown

i enjoyed myself a great deal during my rookie appearance on KQ homegrown's annual critics picks show last night and mei young assures me that it'll be up shortly for your listening pleasure at the homegrown website. the group comprised david de young from howwastheshow.com (misattributed with hilarious consequences as styx lead singer dennis de young on the signs in the lobby), chris riemenschneider from the strib, rich horton from rift, chris bahn from the onion, lyndsey thomas from city pages and ross raihala from the pi press. there was a lot less drunkeness than last year (i hear) but we still managed to have a capital time.

no music content here whatsoever

so this has nothing to do with music, but i'm putting up a link to photos i took while i was in sri lanka, mostly as a way of explaining my absence and laxity regarding answering e-mails and posting anything to the blog while i've been away. so, if you like pictures of baby sea turtles and monkeys, i'd check it out.

steve's photos on flickr

Thursday, December 15, 2005

ask not for whom the van rolls, it rolls for thee

what's going on with vans these days? first heiru flips theirs (okay, i guess technically they flipped theirs second, but i heard about it first) and now this. what counts, though, is the pulling together in the name of tour.

Drive 105 saves the day – Rock n’ Roll is played

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Minneapoils, December 14th, 2005 – When the 2024 Records van was unexpectedly sidelined for repairs, Drive 105 stepped in and answered the call for help getting The Hopefuls to the gig on time.

After a spinout in Eau Claire on the way back from Chicago on the 4th of Dec., the van that has come to be affectionately known as Big Red was declared unfit for safe transport. Facing a busy week of shows (including a key trip to New York for Romantica this week to open for The Damnwells), the label and bands flew into action. Everything was covered except for Hopefuls Dec. 10th trip to Duluth for performances at The Electric Fetus and Pizza Luce.

When the team at Drive 105 heard about The Hopefuls plight, they generously offered their services in the name of rock n’ roll. The show must go on! Not only did Drive deliver in the form of one of their station vehicles, but they provided an intern to pilot the vehicle, help load and unload, and sell the merch.

The trip went as planned and the band made it both shows on time. Drive intern Josh snapped some photos and they are available for viewing on the Drive 105 website or at the following address:
http://www.drive105.com/PhotoWall.asp?id=18871

Saturday, December 10, 2005

doomtree blowout

congrats, doomtree, on really packing 'em in at the varsity. boo to the varsity for not being able to get people in the damned door in a timely fashion. i got there at 9:45 p.m. (doors were at 9:30 p.m.) and then waited for 45 minutes, came near to getting frostbite in my toes, and eventually abandoned the line when i was still some thirty people away from the entrance. seriously, folks, figure this the hell out. this isn't southern california and it's simply inexcusable to leave people out in the cold for that long.

hope the show went well.

Thursday, December 8, 2005

CBGB's protracted battle with life-threatening illness near an end

this comes from pitchfork, and frankly, i think it's about time. cbgb's is a cramped, unpleasant place that's filled with history, so i have no problem with it going gently into that dark night. it's a shitty place to see a show, and the very fact that the owner is thinking about opening a cb's in las vegas indicates to me that whatever punk spirit was there has long since departed for more friendly climes. how long until we get a hard rock-esque chain of cbgbs cafes? i mean, it's already a brand worn by everybody who goes to urban outfitters who may or may not have ever been there. so mourn its passing, but don't be sad it's gone.

CBGB to Close on Halloween 2006

Kati Llewellyn reports:
It looks like the CBGB saga is finally coming to an end. Regardless of your feelings for the legendary downtown New York City venue, the long, drawn out battle between the club and its landlord, the Bowery Residents' Committee, has been painful to follow. But come October 31, 2006, CBGB will close its current location’s doors for good.

The BRC is a nonprofit organization that houses 250 homeless New Yorkers in the building at 315 Bowery where CBGB is located. As previously reported, the club’s lease with the BRC expired on August 31, and Hilly Kristal, owner of the bar since 1973, was presented with an eviction notice after much fighting.

Both sides went to court and a new agreement was reached, requiring Kristal to vacate by next Halloween. According to Billboard.com, Kristal has been scoping out new sites in lower Manhattan, and is considering opening another CBGB in Las Vegas.

And punks around the world hang their heads in shame.

* Pitchfork News: CBGB: The End Is Nigh
* CBGB: http://www.cbgb.com/

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

flawless top ten

you guys on myspace? i saw this posted as a bulletin and i began to get excited, because a flawless top ten list is different than just a top ten of all time or something, because a great album can have lulls and problems and still be great, but there's something i truly value about an album that's a front-to-backer, an album you can put on and listen to all the way through and feel like you've gone someplace. so rather than bothering with doing it on myspace, i'm starting it here. so reply with your own top ten flawless front-to-backers:

1. jimi hendrix :: electric ladyland
2. boards of canada :: music has the right to children
3. jeff buckley :: grace
4. d'angelo :: voodoo
5. radiohead :: the bends
6. deftones :: white pony
7. dj shadow :: endtroducing
8. death cab for cutie :: the photo album
9. spoon :: a series of sneaks
10. miles davis :: porgy and bess

note: these are not in any order, really, and how could they be? how can you order ten flawless things?

random.

leather pants on ebay

part of the joy of a blog is posting things for no real reason at all. i get this regular e-mail missive from somebody at badmash crew and i have no idea what it's supposed to accomplish, other than making me laugh. so here's the funniest thing they've sent recently.

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

the rotating quote

i change up that quote up there every so often to keep things from smelling stale around here, but i wanted to draw particular attention to that there nugget of discontent by p.o.s.

"we don't 'throw our hands up like we don't care' anymore
we throw our hands up like we don't care anymore."

what a great little bit of tautological taunting.

Friday, December 2, 2005

Protest music today?

Does anyone want to weigh in on this interesting Talking Points Memo Cafe commentary/discussion on protest music today, that includes the likes of Bright Eyes, the Decemberists, Sleater-Kinney, Dylan and hip-hop? I'm curious about what people here would say.

The point of discussion begins: "Jason Zengerle's attack on Conor Oberst's pretensions to be doing good political music is welcome and correct, but in a tragic case of thesis inflation, Zengerle seems to be arguing not merely that "When the President Talks to God" is bad but that quality political tunes are impossible under present social conditions. That's a clear error.

Consider "Combat Rock" and "Entertain" by Sleater-Kinney, the Decemberists' "Sixteen Military Wives", "Monster Hospital" and "Succexxy" from Metric, or even Le Tigre's charmingly didactic "New Kicks"."

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

from the onion

we've been discussing here at the office whether satire is dead due to just how ridiculous the world has become. that's as may be, but this is damn funny.

RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs

November 30, 2005 | Issue 41•48

LOS ANGELES—The Recording Industry Association of America announced Tuesday that it will be taking legal action against anyone discovered telling friends, acquaintances, or associates about new songs, artists, or albums. "We are merely exercising our right to defend our intellectual properties from unauthorized peer-to-peer notification of the existence of copyrighted material," a press release signed by RIAA anti-piracy director Brad Buckles read. "We will aggressively prosecute those individuals who attempt to pirate our property by generating 'buzz' about any proprietary music, movies, or software, or enjoy same in the company of anyone other than themselves." RIAA attorneys said they were also looking into the legality of word-of-mouth "favorites-sharing" sites, such as coffee shops, universities, and living rooms.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

it's the most wonderful time of the year

by which i mean time for year-end lists. woo-hoo! what satisfies a giant music dork quite like ranking things? you get all the excitement of sitting, being quiet and writing things down. yes, top tens have it all.

top ten albums of 2005:

1. why? – elephant eyelash
2. broken social scene – s/t
3. feist – let it die
4. m.i.a. – arular
5. spoon – gimme fiction
6. new pornographers – twin cinema
7. halloween, alaska – too tall to hide
8. the mars volta – frances the mute
9. death cab for cutie – plans
10. the hold steady – separation sunday

i can't really tell if this is final. i don't think that top 5 is gonna change much, but i'm hemming and hawing over the bottom 5. i also loved the wolf parade disc, and fourtet and board of canada both made great discs this year. i'm working on a local top ten as well, which i'll put up in a little while.

i've also been thinking about songs that have particularly stood out. in this age of playlists and itune, it seems to me that songs are rising in importance vs. albums and there have definitely been great songs on not completely fantastic albums, like "perfect speed" from 13&god's album.

i dunno. hip-hop? anybody? sims's disc is gonna be on my top ten for local albums, i know. part of the problem with this is remembering what the hell came out this year. so i implore you: post some top tens of albums, songs, haircuts, bars, shows or whatever else you feel like.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Sound Gallery Open House!

The Sound Gallery Open House happening last night, a music extravaganza celebrating new recording studio acquired by Nick Tveitbakk (Daykit, These Modern Socks) and Jacob Grun (seldomseen), was unbelievable! This event was HUGE, in a HUGE space. Seemingly thousands were still there in the wee hours of the morning, with a few more acts to go! (Numbers were in the high hundreds, I'm certain). I've never been to anything like this in my life. People lined the flights of stairs, the band room was really cool and exclusive and looking like a groovy '60's den, with fantastic DJ Plain Ole’ Bill spinning a wide array, from '80's pop tunes to Grandmaster Fly.

The lineup was jawdropping: Joanna James, Super Danger, Plastic Chord, Parts for all Makes, Puppies, XOXO Judy, Faux Jean, seldomseen, Harp and Finial, Thunder in the Valley, Daykit, and Chris Koza, and I likely missed a few in between. I got there in time to see the last three. TiTV were fantastic as always, getting everyone to dance wildly. Lead singer Graham called Amy Hager (Fort Wilson Riot) onstage to sing a song. "She doesn't know this song. She doesn't know the words. But she's going to sing it with us!" Amy was of course completely up to the task, listening and getting the feel of it, then pulling everything up from inside and belting out a raw, strong, bluesy croon, then "baaaby" stuff, then improvizational lyrics on the spot, she and Graham alternating between crooning with and screaming at each other. It was a rare, great moment, of many that night. She has an incredible voice, and she and Fort Wilson Riot are not to be missed.

I'd not seen Daykit, and now I know what all the buzz is about. Lead Corey Palmer is an excellent vocalist/songwriter. Daykit, generated These Modern Socks with 3 of their personnel, including Corey and feature two Harp and Finial guys. All good, and hundreds of people were happy to see Daykit again.

Grun, experiencing laryngitis from singing and meeting and greeting so many friends and still quite elated, gave me the tour of their beautiful recording studio rooms and equipment. Amazing. It's an extremely large beautiful warehouse recording and performance space on 3rd Avenue North, South of Washington, with a spectacular future ahead. Keep your ears to the ground for more to come of this.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

heiruspecs not family friendly?

just got an e-mail from vickie gillmer, heiruspecs manager, informing me (and a large number of other people, i assume) that heiruspecs has been kicked off the bill at an upcoming benefit at the mall of america for not being "family friendly." what? sure, they swear, but so do a lot of families, and they've always been totally on-point about not swearing in their shows when they've been asked to. and how could the mall of america not know what they were getting when they signed them up to play in the first place? this is hip-hop after all and when was the last time you heard family friendly rap (defining family friendly as MOA is) that was any good? pretty much never.

maybe young mc is still available, MOA. i'm pretty sure he's not too busy these days.