Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Trade rumors

I have mixed feelings about a Kevin Garnett trade--it's as simple as that. My gut tells me it's time to move on (and, as Stephen Colbert knows, there are more nerve endings in your gut than anywhere else in your body) but I also really really really don't want him to go to the Lakers. Celtics? Sure. The Suns? That'd be ideal actually since they're my favorite team after the T'wolves, but I don't see it happening.

But KG teaming with Kobe? That's like Spiderman turning into Venom, like Annakin turning into Darth Vader, like your first best friend from fourth grade going to your enemy's house to play. Worst of all, I'd have to like the Lakers, because team's change, but players are forever and KG is bar none my favorite player of all time of anything.

But also, the prospect of having the 5th, 7th and 19th pick in a loaded draft is enticing, particularly with already having Craig Smith and Randy Foye on the team. I mean, if we somehow end up with Bynum, Foye, Smith, Yi Jianlian, Joakim Noah (or Corey Brewer?), and the 19th pick--which, can we get Petteri Koponen or Tiago Splitter? They have the best names in the draft--that's interesting. It smacks of the Bulls a couple of years ago when it was all young guys and they sucked, but look at them now! Whether or not anybody on that above list blossoms, there's always a shot that you can roll them over to the Knicks and get something good back. Or at least something expiring.

I'd also trade Kevin McHale to anyone, anywhere for a $5 coupon to Dairy Queen.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Timberwolves PG Mike James to Houston for PF Juwan Howard

The only thing good about this deal is that Howard's got less of a contract left. The T'wolves have been notorious for trading players who are almost done with their deals (Olowokandi) for players who aren't an upgrade and have longer contracts left (Blount), so this seems like a step in the right direction.

I'll miss Mike James' crazy, but not his lackluster playing. Looks like the people in Houston have more of the same to look forward to, according to this part of the Star Tribune's report:

"I'm coming in with a whole new attitude," James said. "I'm going to change my number, if I can. I'm going to change to No. 7 [from No. 13], because it's God's perfect number. I'm going to come in with a whole new approach to life, to everything, the way I approach the game of basketball itself. One thing I'm going to do is have fun. I'm going to smile."

In addition to smiling, I'd recommend learning to play point guard and maybe not jacking up so many threes in the first five seconds of the shot clock. If I played basketball, I'd see if I could make my number 1.618. Because it's Pythagoras' perfect number.

Sunday, February 4, 2007

My Super Bowl prediction

Winner: The American people.

Loser: Terror.

Monday, January 22, 2007

It's official ...

George Karl's a crybaby

I just lost all respect for George Karl over this bush-league baiting crap. "I'm a simple guy. I couldn't pass calculus." Just shut up.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

From The Onion or ESPN?

Bonds says Rose, McGwire belong in Hall of Fame

He's serious with this shit? Isn't this like someone on death row saying the two guys they executed last week should have been granted clemency?

Monday, January 15, 2007

Sour grapes.

Crybabies

Man, the Chargers need to shut up. Of course, I have to say that I'm a Shawne Merriman hater from back at least a week ago, and I think his "Lights Out" dance is incredibly stupid and that he's a self-aggrandizing, pumped up freak. I saw him interviewed last week and someone asked him if his four-game suspension hurt him statistically in terms of being named defensive player of the year and he said it probably did a little bit. You know what hurt your chances for being named defensive player of the year? Being suspended for using steroids. I'm not naive enough to believe that he's the only one using steroids in the NFL or anything, but seriously, how cheeky do you have to be to think that the reason for your suspension has nothing to do with losing out to Jason Taylor?

Early in the game I saw him tackle somebody and then jump up and look around to make sure everyone was watching and then he did his spastic, idiotic little celebration. Seriously? It makes you look like a moron. If I thought I could make fun of him without getting the snot beat out of me, I would.

Should the Pats have shown a little more restraint? Probably. Do I blame them for getting excited when they upset the Super Bowl favorites on their home turf in a dramatic comeback? No, I don't, and LaDainian Tomlinson can go home and cry on his MVP trophy for all I care.

Done. I'll be back to music very soon, I promise.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

A.I. Trade Watch 2006

All right, it's officially on. After moving from denial into acceptance in a hot ticket a couple weeks back, I'm firmly back at the top of the cycle with rumors of Allen Iverson being traded to the T'wolves. Apparently he's ain't going to the Bobcats, and some other teams have already bowed out of the running. Put me down as being for it, damnit. Back when I first got into basketball (oh, around '99) Iverson was one of my favorite players, and I'm sure he'd make a great, gutsy addition. It's clear Garnett is itching to have a real player alongside him.

Can I sign up for some kind of e-mail notification?

Monday, August 7, 2006

joga bonita


My dad sent me a link to this article by a professor of economics at the University of Chicago about his experience watching the World Cup Final about a month ago:

Bend It Like (Yogi) Berra

It's an interesting piece, not to mention funny, and, in a lot of ways, spot on. There's little doubt that they've got to come up with a better way to decide the World Cup Final than a penalty shootout. But it made me think of two things: A qualification and a re-framing of the argument (and I swear this is going to come around to music in its own way).

Firstly, judging the sport of soccer based mostly on that game isn't really fair--it's a little bit like judging the sport of football on the Bucaneers/Raiders Super Bowl from 2003. That was a blowout that the Raiders were never really in, and say what you want about soccer, there are rarely blowouts, and when there are, they're way more entertaining than in any other sport I can think of. Argentina's 6-0 drubbing of Serbia was one of the better games of this World Cup, featuring the probably the tournament's best goal in Maxi Rodriguez's stunning volley.

And while watching the Red Sox sweep the Cards out of the World Series in 2004 was fun for me as a Red Sox fan, it probably wasn't much fun for anyone unfamiliar with the history there or the game of baseball in general. Point being, there are good and bad championships in every sport and this year's World Cup Final was quite a letdown.

But there's a bigger issue this made me think of, and that's asking just what the point of sport is. No one would deny that the goal of playing a game is winning, but that's a little like saying the point of having a job is making money, the point of playing is music is being techincally facile, the point of living is having kids. It's a question of focus, I think, so when Sanderson says, "In the United States we structure most competitive contests to ensure that talent and performance are the main determinants of outcomes," he's completely correct. But that very emphasis on performance is what leads to athletes like Barry Bonds, athletes who in all probability are using performance enhancing drugs to ensure their place in the record books, with or without asterisks.

Sanderson talks about how sports have historically adopted and changed to bring in new audiences, and this has certainly been the case with the NHL, which has looked way better recently than it did before the strike thanks to rule changes. But changes in baseball have brought batters who wear armor and juiced balls. You might denigrate soccer for not changing with the times, but I think there's something to be said for the way it's basically stayed unchanged.

But whatever: here's what I'm on about. John Lennon said that life is what happens while you're busy making other plans, and I think that what you get from sports is what happens while you're busy trying to win.

The notion of fair play is at heart a romantic notion--it's the idea that equality across the board can be ensured, when in reality this doesn't happen. And when you start talking about romance, ideas about nostalgia, the past and memory come into play, and this is, to me, the essential crux of the debate over everything from lists of the 100 Best Albums of All Time to the All-Time Home Run Leaders. How many of the albums that have made my Top Ten Lists for the past couple years will end up being in my Top Twenty or even Top Fifty of All Time? Time keeps restlessly moving on, sweeping the past under the rug even as we seek to codify it and give it meaning that endures.

And therein lies an essential difference between music and sports. Sports are measured with yardsticks and statistics, making them subject to changes in the way the games are played or in the way statistics are kept. Music, and for our purposes that essentially means recorded music, is subject to technological changes, but we don't measure the worth of an album on its technical perfection. Sure, sound quality is a part of the equation, but there are plenty of albums that are fantastic, despite not measuring up sonically. It's an art, obviously, and what sportswriters are appealing to when they talk about someone being better than their numbers is the artistry of sport. That's what makes sports so darn fascinating, at least to me: moment-to-moment, your witnessing creativity within a predefined space, aka art. But as we look back, we can measure performances with numbers, aka science. Weird, huh?

It seems to me like we need a kind of particle-wave theory of sports. Measuring the stats makes sport look like a conglomeration of particles--I mean, how can you have .2 of a rebound? You take a book like The Wages of Wins, which basically applies Freakonmics to sports, and you learn that if you take all these numbers from the 2003 season for indivudal players and evaluate them with these regression algorithms or whatever (sorry, not an economist), you can see that the number of wins a team had is predicted by the individual players' stats. Crazy, huh? So how many games are they going to win next year? Sadly, the book doesn't really seem to be able to tell you that any better than most sportswriters because who knows?

That's up to the artists out on the court or the field or the diamond. Or the pitch.

Monday, February 13, 2006

olympics opening ceremony - music related

kind of. anybody watch any of this? i didn't get to catch it, but king kaufman has a very perceptive point in his salon column today:

But you know who I really missed? Björk. The Olympic Opening Ceremonies have to be the only event on the planet where you find yourself thinking, "You know who'd fit in perfectly right here? Björk."

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

sorry music fans. klosterman again.

thank you anne onymous, for that link. here's a bit from today's post:

Statements like that make me think the Seahawks might win on Sunday, even though Pittsburgh seems to have all the toughness and most of the intangibles. Perhaps the Seahawks simply have more hyper-religious employees. There is no question that religiosity is an athletic advantage -- I bet if those "Freakonomics" authors did a little research, they would find that the winning percentage of NFL teams is directly proportional to the number of born-again Christians on the active roster. I mean, how hard would you work if you thought you were working for God? In all likelihood, you do not associate your day-to-day job with Jesus; if you did, you probably wouldn't be sitting at your desk and reading this blog.

zing. got me.

Monday, January 30, 2006

rationale

chuck klosterman, in the past, has written things about music. i think. but he's also writing a blog about the lead-up to superbowl xl, and in his first post, he wrote this:

I guarantee this will be the greatest one-week sports blog ever written, or at least the best one since Jacqueline Susann's unforgettable blogging of the 1967 Ice Bowl. If this is not the best sports blog you have ever read, I will personally drive to your home, clean your garage, wash your car, shingle your doghouse with pancakes, and blow up your children with dynamite. That is my guarantee.

that's an awesome guarantee, and it made me laugh out loud in the office. btw, it's cute how the conventions of roman numerals (40 is XL because L (50) - X (10) = XL (40)) has made it superbowl extra-large, but what in the hell are they gonna do next year when it's something as unsexy as IXL? or worse: VIIL? maybe in three years it'll be the first ever webcast super bowl and they can call it super bowl E-VIL. and yes, sometimes i write superbowl and sometimes super bowl.

roundball

too much basketball on a music blog? yup. but funny. here's from the daily dime on espn.com regarding lamar odom's performance on sunday:

Sunday's Worst Lamar Odom, Lakers forward: Eight turnovers? That shouldn't be a stat line, it's the answer to a question: "What did you have for Sunday breakfast?" "Ate turnovers -- apple and blueberry." Lakers lose to Pistons, 102-93.

Friday, January 27, 2006

wally sczerbiak for ricky davis. dave campbell possibly headed to the celtics for a first round draft pick.

how does this affect the music scene in the twin cities? not at all, really. but should we be excited?

also, dave campbell is leaving 2024 records for presumably greener pastures. here's the release he sent out.

My apologies if you’ve already gotten this.

After a full year of service at 2024 Records as the manager of operations, I’m writing to announce my departure from the label. It has been an amazing experience—I have learned a ton about the industry and have really enjoyed working with everybody involved.

Where am I going? What am I going to do? I’m not sure just yet. But I know I’m ready to do something new. For now, I’m going to take some time off to shut off the phone, relax, grow out my beard a bit, cook for myself again, and prepare for the next chapter of life.

I want you to know that the decision to leave 2024 is my own. There was no knock down, drag out fight, nor do I have any problems with anybody at the label. As it turns out, the job just isn’t the best fit for me personally, and I’m ready to move on. Nate, Todd, Lindsay, Alison, Mike D., and the bands are all great people and it has been a great privilege working with them. I am proud that I can now call them my friends.


if that guy needs to grow out his beard, then i definitely need to quit my job and work on mine. it's horrible, as bill walton would say. see? it all comes back to roundball.